Nothing says “I have bodies in my trunk.” like going out of your way to tell me that you’re “not a violent guy…”
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) July 2, 2012
Nothing screams “I’m a closeted homosexual and sometimes I like meth” like starting a Protestant mega-church.
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) June 30, 2012
Nothing says “I attended a Baptist church in 1995.” like having a Jesus fish on your Lincoln sedan.
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) June 30, 2012
Nothing says “I want to try double-penetration for the first time tonight” like wearing short shorts and high heels at the same time.
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) June 29, 2012
Nothing says “I’m like scary-religious” like saying the non-denominational church you attend hates religion.
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) June 28, 2012
Nothing says “My parents divorced when I was 7.” like blowing two guys in one day.
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) June 26, 2012
Nothing says “Music wasn’t very important to Tommy.” like playing a Jason Aldean song at Tommy’s funeral.
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) June 26, 2012
Nothing says “I wouldn’t mind dying soon” like buying a motorcycle.
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) June 24, 2012
Nothing says “I’m behind on child support” like a flame decal on your truck and a soul patch above your chin.
— Nothing Says (@NothingSaysBlog) June 24, 2012
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